Media Madness (Off Topic)

There has to be a way to combine our three current media obsessions:

--The bald dude being voted off American Idol

--The immigration "crisis"

--Alligator attacks in Florida

How about: Each week we get to vote to deport entire Mexican towns not just out of the country but into a waiting alligator pit located in central Florida, right outside of Disney World. Lou Dobbs can host. It can be based either on how a representative immigrant from said town either (a) scrubs toilets or (b) sings shmaltzy ballads/pop dreck. Better yet, let's have them sing while they scrub before the panel of judges: Rush Limbaugh, Edward James Olmos and Paula Abdul (but on the condition that Limbaugh and Abdul are always high). All phone votes monitored and verified by the U.S. Government.

Note: the majority of Americans say that the voting controversy on American Idol is as important as the controversy that ended the 2000 presidential election. What a country!