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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Land of the Dead Review

The more fantastic something seems, the less scary it is. George A. Romero's genius is grounding his nigthmarish visions of the walking dead in stark realism. The Zeus of Zombies is in top form in the recently released and long-awaited "Land of the Dead."

Some view the dramatic underpinning of Romero's zombie quartet (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead and now Land) as mere subtext. All of Romero's zombie films depict man's inability to rise above his most primative faults (the implied sexism is intended as women are spared Romero's social scorn). But the way the living respond to the zombie apocolypse doesn't merely give Romero's series artistic weight, it adds to the sense of dread. Heroes are in such short supply and so starkly contrasted that even the most cynical viewer becomes emotionally invested in them. The modest goal of short-term survival is enough to root for after we've giving up hope that a cavalry might soon arrive to save the day. After all, any group of the living that appears on a nearby horizon is likely to be more inhuman and threatening than the zombies. It's as if Romero's telling us, "Pick your poison."

In "Night," Romero said goodbye to the 1960s and all its failed promises, as the happy ending literally laid on the doorstep gets callously blasted into oblivion. "Dawn" famously skewered American consumerism but made the deeper point that the only salvation we might find is satisfying the materialistic desires that are seemingly embedded in our DNA (and which endure even in the living dead). "Day" (the one sub-par film of the lot) showed that militarism easily triumphs over reason when fear is involved, but then only adds to our ills. In "Land of the Dead," Romero unveils what we instinctively know is true: corporate power and money can not only insulate itself from any hell on earth, but will happily toast champagne from its shining tower while poor immigrants debase themselves while struggling for survival on the spoiled ground below.

"Land" is Romero's scariest movie by far, often uncomfortably so. But it will not haunt viewers as "Night" did in pulling a nightmare out of our collective unconscious and cultivating it. Make no mistake, though, Romero's steady stream of horror set pieces will have even the most stout fright fans eyeing the nearest exit.

Of all the aforementioned films, "Land" comes closest to a happy ending. Romero, in fact, said in a recent interview that he's left open the idea of some peaceful coexistence, where the dead might learn to eat something else. The creaturs are now evolving intelligence a sort of zombie humanity (while the living are now desensitized to all violence, no matter how extreme). The zombie leader, a gas station attendant sporting the label "Big Daddy," continues Romero's trend of prominently casting African Americans. Big Daddy (Eugene Clark) is more Malcom X than Martin Luther King as he seeks justice by any means necessary. Romero challenges us by making this grunting pile of rotting flesh as sympathetic as the more conventional lead, the human anti-hero, Riley (Simon Baker).

The other stars perform capably, with John Leguizamo showing surprising range as "Cholo" a mercenary who we don't quite know whether to revile or pity and Dennis Hopper notably restrained as corporate king Kaufman, who has maximized the situation for its profit potential (as would any nimble capitalist).

There is talk in some critical circles that Romero is now merely reduced to aping the genre he invented after it's been taken to new heights critically in "28 Days Later" and commerically with last year's successful remake of "Dawn." But "28 Days Later" owes much of its artistic success to Romero's artistic and it can be fairly said that the entire third act of that film is a remake of "Day." The studio update of "Dawn" suffers when contrasted to Romero's latest, which reminds us of the popcorn soulessness of that film.

For horror fans, "Land" is a stunning achievement in makeup and special effects, rendering trite many of the CGI advances that are have been overexposed so much to us that our eyes are no longer fooled. "Land" has an old-school visual grittiness that nicely amplifies the overall sense of dread.

Romero is also helped by the commercial realities that are in play today, even at the independent level. "Dawn" was the first film to receive a NC-17 rating for non-sexual material in 1979 and "Day" followed suit six years later. This film is rated R and is better for it, as much lingering goriness is left to our ample imagination (which is primed for the task with a enough flahses of blood, limbs and guts to fill a swimming pool on "Cribs").

With "Land" complete, there doesn't seem to be any unchartered zombie ground. The wonderful "Shaun of the Dead" dealt humorously with the nightmare while showing more faith than Romero ever would in the resilience of humanity. The forgotten and hilarious "Return of the Living Dead" was dead on in dealing with panic-stricken stupidity that would surely be a large component of our collective response to a zombie apocolypse.

Some questions remain unanswered. Why do zombies have such bad teeth? "Land" could serve as a public service announcement for proper dental hygiene. But a lack of flossing and waterpicks aren't totally to blame, as zombies seem to get black mouth minutes after "turning." Do all dead turn into zombies or just those bitten? In one pivotal moment, "Land" hints that all dead do, which explains why the ranks keep growing even while so many of the living are fully consumed after being rippled limb from limb.

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Friday, June 24, 2005

Post-1970 Baseball Quiz

Know your post-1970 baseball? Prove it by taking the Rotoaction 12-minute Quiz (courtesy of Scott Pianowski).

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Salfino (AL), Ferris (NL) on June 27 - July 3

AMERICAN LEAGUE

Put 'em in

Bronson Arroyo, P, Red Sox: He has three times as many strikeouts as walks and gets two starts this week against teams he's already dominated in '05 (Indians, Blue Jays).

Aaron Hill, 3B, Blue Jays: The sample size is now large enough to note that he's walked more than he's struck out, so the batting average is for real. He'll turn more of those doubles into homers soon, too, and may qualify at shortstop depending on your league rules.


Bench 'em

Sammy Sosa, OF, Orioles: He's striking out with great frequency and walking less than expected. Expect his struggles to continue in the near term and park him on your pine.


D.J. Carrasco, P, Royals: He's worth owning if you believe his homers allowed (just one in 45-plus innings heading into the weekend). We don't, given his anemic strikeout rate (three per nine innings). Gets one start this week versus the Twins and Brad Radke.


NATIONAL LEAGUE

Put 'em in

Ryan Dempster, P, Cubs: Closers need a short memory and the same thing goes for fantasy owners from time to time. Forget the struggling Demspter you saw for years in the rotation; he's been lights out as a closer (10 conversions in a row) the last month. Failed starters with great stuff often make
the best bullpen stoppers, and he's another case in point.


Morgan Ensberg, 3B, Astros: His walk rate is up and so is his confidence - the old regime in Houston always found a way to mess with this young stud. Ensberg is well-slotted for success this week, with seven games in hitter-friendly Colorado and Cincinnati.

Bench 'em

Geoff Jenkins, OF, Brewers: He's hitting .171 over the past month, and the strikeouts have been through the roof. Just because the Brewers have been patient here doesn't mean you have to be.


Brandon Claussen, P, Reds: The emerging lefty has been solid in five of his last six starts, but that doesn't mean we have to trust him on a trip to St. Louis. Play it safe and rest the kid.

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Friday, June 17, 2005

Salfino (AL), Ferris (NL) on June 20 - 26

AMERICAN LEAGUE

Put 'em in

Ervin Santana, P, Angels: This phenom has shined in two of his three outings and gets two starts this week at home (Rangers, Dodgers).

Danny Haren, P, A's: Haren is on fire, going at least six innings in his last seven starts and is helping his owners in strikeouts while being very stingy with walks (10 in his last 49 innings). He has two starts this week (Mariners, Giants).

Bench 'em

Kevin Brown, P, Yankees: His bad luck continued last week week when he reinjured his back, making his status this week uncertain. If healthy, he's a good buy-low candidate. But sit him for now.

Mike Sweeney, 1B, Royals: His latest injury occurred when making a tag on first base on an errant throw. Sweeney's bad wrist could severely limit his effectiveness in the batter's box should he try to play through his pain.


NATIONAL LEAGUE

Put 'em in
Woody Williams, P, Padres: Each start has been progressively better since he came off the DL three weeks ago, and Williams gets two Petco-aided turns to work with this week (Dodgers, Mariners).


Pat Burrell, OF, Phillies: He's hitting .377 with eight home runs at home, and home is where the Phillies are all this week. Sounds good to us.


Bench 'em

Derek Lowe, P, Dodgers: He's had three bad turns in four, including a messy one in Kansas City, and the strikeout rate is falling. Sell Lowe before the ERA gets too high.


Wily Mo Pena, OF, Reds: His power potential is tantalizing, but he's still totally clueless with respect to the strike zone. Good luck seeing a pitch to hit in St. Louis.

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Saturday, June 11, 2005

Salfino (AL), Ferris (NL) on June 13 - 19

Ferris is killing me here as I grapple to come up with a methodology for evaluating players in five- or six-game stretches.

AMERICAN LEAGUE

Put 'em in

Chris Young, P, Rangers: His last three weeks: 25 innings, 25 Ks, 8 walks, 2.8 ERA, 0.9 WHIP. Plus he gets two starts this week (Braves, Nationals in Arlington).

Placido Polanco, 2B, Tigers: Polanco has been anointed the starting second baseman and No. 2 hitter for Detroit and fills a middle-infield slot due to his middling power and handful of steals.

Bench 'em

Dannys Baez, P, Devil Rays: He's been inconsistent all year and now has a sore pitching shoulder that makes his status next week uncertain. Look for Lance Carter to get saves in his place.

Tony Womack, OF, Yankees: Womack is batting .181 the last three weeks with three walks. Forget those steals, he'll lose at bats in the outfield and won't supplant rookie Robbie Cano, who Joe Torre likened to "Rod Carew with power."


NATIONAL LEAGUE

Put 'em in

Chris Capuano, P, Brewers: One of the success stories from Mike Maddux's laboratory, Capuano is a good play any week. That goes double for the next slate, when Capuano gets two turns, one against the Devil Rays.

Chase Utley, 2B, Phillies: Sure, he hasn't hit lefties yet, but Utley hasn't really been given a fair chance on that either. He's set to play every day with Placido Polanco gone, which means we could see 20 home runs over the next four months.

Bench 'em

Esteban Loaiza, P, Nationals: Normally you'd like him in a two-start week, but turns in Anaheim and Texas will remind Loaiza why he left the American League in the first place. Working in the NL East is working with a net, but this is too risky.

Cristian Guzman, SS, Nationals: Just who does he have Polaroids on, anyway? Guzman is batting .141 with no homers and no steals over the past month, and it's not like he's the second coming of Ozzie Smith in the field.

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Friday, June 03, 2005

Salfino (AL), Ferris (NL) on June 6 - 12

Thanks as always to Mr. Ferris.

AMERICAN LEAGUE

Put 'em in

Randy Johnson, P, Yankees: The strikeouts bounced back slightly at KC last week. Maybe he needs a return to the NL (at Milwaukee and St. Louis) to convert his still impressive (95 MPH) heat into the K's his owners thought they bought on draft day.

Ugueth Urbina, P, Tigers: He's pitching too well right now (no runs allowed while Troy Percival was sidelined) to lose his grip on the closer's job.

Bench 'em

Orlando Hernandez, P, White Sox: El Duque has been lucky all year (4-ish ERA despite 1.6 baserunners per inning) but has recently battled a sore shoulder and gets one start this week in, gulp, Colorado.

Brian Roberts, 2B, Orioles: The results of his MRI were not known at press time, but the best case scenario will call for only sporadic action this week and that makes him too risky a play in all but the deepest leagues.

NATIONAL LEAGUE


Put 'em in

Jason Bay, OF, Pirates. It's a good time for any of your favorite Bucs; they're facing the worst three starters the Orioles and Devil Rays have to offer. Bay very quietly hit nine homers and swiped three bases in May.

Brandon Webb, P, Diamondbacks. He's got the heavy sinker working again, and he's looking at two starts this week, including one against the woeful Royals.

Bench 'em

Vinny Castilla, 3B, Nationals: Life at sea level has caught up to him, and RFK is another NL park that stems offense. Nationals get six at home this week.

Brian Moehler, P, Marlins: Smoke and mirror show is starting to come to an end, and he's facing a pair of AL offenses in the coming week. Don't trust low ERAs that come with puny strikeout totals.

END.

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