God Awful ESPN Sunday Night Crew

Why do I listen to them? I could put on iTunes through my stereo and listen while I watch the game. But then why did I pay all that money to drop 13 stories in a free fall at Disney? Maybe it's the thrill of knowing I'll come out the other side okay, eventually.

I hate the constant chatter of a three-man booth. But Theismann is a three-man booth all by himself. Add in Maguire and Patrick and that's the equivalent of six people barking in your ear at the bar.

First we have to hear how LaMont Jordan told them that if the Raiders only have the patience to give him the ball on third and 10, it will be a close game in San Diego through the fourth quarter. Flippin' brilliant, LaMont. Actually, I've spoken to Jordan and he's not stupid enough to say something like that, so they probably misquoted him.

Then we have to hear how Randy Moss is a good guy and teammate and the exact opposite of Terrell Owens. I love Moss. But come on. Someone should have had the guts that Moss may be a good guiy, but he's the exact opposite of Owens when it comes to running out routes on plays where you're not the primary receiver and blocking downfield, too.