Christmas Commercial From Capitalist Hell

Hey, bi-atch in the Lexus commercial. And you, the prematurely graying husband, you, too. Go screw yourselves with your gifts of $60,000 cars! (There goes the Lexus sponsorship for RotoAction.) I know the point is to make us feel inadequate about whatever we bought our loved ones so we'll buy more. But this crosses the line to the point where Corporate America is tempting us to say, "Screw It" and find some other meaning in this time of year. God forbid!